men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

(via ohohomegalomaniac)

nanashikamiki:

sharkofdoom:

deansass:

your-sword-and-shield:

deansass:

what if the voice in your head is actually the voice of the demon that possesses you

Well mine needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning

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But what if the voice in your head is the voice of the person you don’t know you’re possessing

it still needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning

(via dorkerie)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via our-helenlawson)

hellaclemmo:

To be completely honest, I didn’t expect calum to be the “punk” one with the most tattoos but let me just say it is a glorious thing damn son

(via bladesnbands)

femmanisting:

this is so accurate it’s scaring me a little bit
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

(via sherlockandmoriar-tea)

letskiss-alot:

how to sext

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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(via pre-season-nightmares)

dekutree:

prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

holy SHIT
5-seconds-of-i-fucked-up said: two things: how/when did you and Patty meet/start talking/start dating?, you're both cute as heck awh ^-^ and second, when Patty and his band came to Newcastle I gave him a drawing I did for you and was wondering if he actually managed to give it too you? :3

thisbedottie:

Hey :) the answer to your first question is in the girlfriend tag that’s on his channel of you want to go watch :) 2nd: he mentioned it and it made me vair happy but he said he left it at his and Luke’s and that made me sad, I’ll gaze and admire and love it when I’m next there! Thankyou for drawing it

<3!! 

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