nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3:

nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3:

moan my url in bed

SOMEONE ACTUALLY

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gifak-net:

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methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

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callmekeen:

kenpo-and-babel-fish:

ok but you did this the first time how?

I love how it uses its tail to check the size of the gap.

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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enhancers:

Girls bleed for one week a month. There are twelve months in a year. That’s twelve weeks. That’s about four months. When you bleed for four months then you can complain.

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kyotocunt:

still in love with my tattoo

nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

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awkwardnaked:

laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever

Goals
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